If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
if you’re ever feeling bad about your body: the Victoria’s Secret models legs jiggle too..own that.
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone